Who said Michelle Obama is the First Lady we’ve all been waiting for? Speak for yourself. She is not the First Lady I’ve been waiting for. I did not like former President Bush, but I liked his wife, Laura. She was a good First Lady. Out of all the First Ladies that I can remember, I like the current one the least. Why then, is such a fuss being made over Michelle Obama?
First things first. Michelle Obama is downright ugly. Ugly as sin, I would say. Now, normally I would not comment on a First Lady’s looks. However, wherever I turn people are describing her as beautiful. No she’s not! So since these people are making her looks an issue, I’m entitled to give my opinion on her looks.
Take Eleanor Roosevelt, one of the greatest First Ladies in US history. She is renowned for her accomplishments, but she wasn’t that attractive and a bit matronly, but that was unimportant. However, people focused on her accomplishments and no one said she was beautiful. The point is that if a First Lady is unattractive, you say nothing about her looks. You don’t lie and say she’s beautiful, like much of the media (but not all) is saying about Michelle Obama.
First off, there seems to be something intrinsically wrong with her mouth. I don’t know if she needs dental work, but in picture after picture, especially during the campaign, her lips were pursed and her mouth was crooked and it made her appear very unattractive. Here, take a look for yourself.
To me, Michelle Obama comes across as an angry, defiant woman, and I find this unappealing. She is neither gracious nor diplomatic. I don’t think she knows any better. What gets me most of all are the comparisons to JFK and his wife. Truthfully, I can understand the comparisons between JFK and Barack. They were both young, vibrant men with charm and personality. But that doesn’t mean their wives had anything in common. While Jacqueline Kennedy was attractive, sophisticated, fashionable, and charming, I find Michelle Obama to be the antithesis of her.
And no matter what Michelle does, she can’t get around one thing. She has what they refer to as Black Hair. To me, that’s an inherent liability and intrinsically less attractive than non-Black Hair. Truth be told, I’m not the only one who thinks this way. Most Black women hate their hair and consider it a curse. That’s why many of them try to straighten it and try to make believe they have white hair. Look at Beyonce and Tara Banks. That’s not their real hair. They’re ashamed of their real hair and go to great lengths to try to have white hair because they can afford it. And who can forget the Supremes with Diana Ross. They always wore straight wigs on the Ed Sullivan show because they were ashamed of their real hair.
Michelle Obama is just another Black woman trying to look white by straightening her hair. James Brown, the Soul singer had a song called, “Say It Loud, I’m Black and I’m Proud.” Well, if Michelle were really proud to be Black, then she’d have an afro, instead of trying to make believe she has straight hair. She looks ridiculous with the phony straight hair. It looks like she’s wearing a helmet.
So after all is said and done, if you want to compliment her for her education, intelligence, or public speaking, it’s your right to do so. But please don’t insult my intelligence by claiming she has it all: Intelligence, Confidence, and a sense of Fashion and Beauty, because she fails miserably in the last department. The Last Lady is a gawky, unattractive woman, with a sense of style akin to a Black Minnie Pearl.
